Hey, you gorgeous thing, what’s your favorite lingerie color? And do you know what your color preferences really say about you? Probably not what you think!
Every relationship is different, but we’re all looking for the same thing: a deeper connection to our fellow humans. Lingerie can be a tool to get to know each other on a more authentic level: practicing vulnerability and discovering things you never knew about each other – in the boudoir! But before you get all hot and bothered thinking about it (or is it just the weather?), let’s take a peek about what your favorite lingerie color says about you – and it might not be what you expect! Dare you dive in?
8 Things Your Favorite Lingerie Color Says About Your Love Life! Share on X1. Red = Incurable Romantic.
You are a stone cold traditionalist. You believe in flowers for special occasions, candlelight dinners, having the door held open for you and, most of all, you believe in Happily Ever After – after a proper ‘down-on-one knee’ proposal, or course. And WOE to the partner who forgets anniversaries, birthdays, or Valentines Day. You’re warm, generous, big-hearted, and you get excited by the little things, too. You are not easily swept off your feet, but when you meet the right person you follow the ‘Go Big, or Go Home’ rule. In fact, you expect the big seduction with, heart-shaped ice cubes, soft music, scented sheets, and rose petals strewn across the room.
2. Orange = Non Conformist
You are a rebel and an OG bohemian. A Vegan in spirit, if not in practice. But you are committed to cruelty free products, and cool stuff made without synthetic fragrances or dyes, preferably by a woman-owned company. You probably carry your own reusable straw. You can make love a gazillion times and keep coming back for more – but you’re not co-dependent. You’re also happy going solo! But, hey, you’re sociable as well and, sometimes, the more the merrier! You don’t need matching sheets and pillow cases, and you love a handmade patchwork quilt from Bali. After a roll in sheets, lighting a candle with the gentle scent of green fig, cedar wood, and pink peppercorn will seduce you all over again. Swoon.
3. Yellow = Superstitious
You keep a dream diary beside your bed, a dream catcher over your bed, throw spilled salt over your shoulder. You have been considering purchasing an ‘evil eye’ necklace, in particular, a little gold number with turquoise iris and baguette diamond lashes. (Meghan Markle was spotted wearing one “to ward off negative energy” and she should know a thing or two about that). AND, since yellow is the color of positivity, you don’t want to take any risks with negativity entering your zone of love-making so you wear it for luck. Especially if you’re embarking on marathon session of horizontal hanky-panky. Okay, let’s be real, you’re a bit uptight and the slightest hitch in the flow can lock up your pleasure zones. And there’s nothing worse than burning with desire and fizzling out like a wet firecracker. Yellow is also the color of the the solar plexus chakra which, when open, empowers a person and helps let the genie out of the bottle, so to speak.
4. Green = Judgmental
But in a good way, as in “is this person bang-worthy?”. Once you’ve done your analysis and given them the metaphorical key to your bed chamber, you liked to be serviced head to toe – a full body massage is the way you expect every love-making session to begin. But you’re so worth it and once you give the green light, you give as good as you get. Unless some wrong move turns you off, like a hang nail (you can’t moisturize those cuticles?) or sheets that have the scent of socks, and old lumpy pillows from college days. Then you take out your imaginary little black book and draw a big line through their name as you walk through the door. After all, you do have standards.
5. Purple = *Teaser
You love to flirt and nothing gives you a bigger high than to have a lovelorn suitor – or preferably several suitors at the same time – clamoring for your attention. Once they have fallen helplessly under your sway, you will toy with them using methods that have been outlawed by the Geneva Convention. You might bestow favors here and there, depending on how useful they can be for advancing your ambitions and once they have, you hop up the ladder to your next victim. They say purple is for royalty, and you consider yourself a blue blood. Off with their heads!
6. Black = Obsessive
You promised yourself again and again that the next time you fall in love, it will be all different but – once you get someone special in your sights – it’s all you can do to not handcuff them to your bedframe. The GPS tracking app, the discretely planted microphone, the hidden cameras – you have sworn off them because, when discovered, you’ve learned the hard way that for some reason they aren’t really taken in the right spirit. Especially the 2-way mirror. Now that was hard to explain. The next time, you swear you’ll trust that two hearts will beat as one if left to flower in a carefully tended garden, just like in the fairy tales – no, this time you absolutely swear that you WON”T secretly make copies of all their keys.
7. White = Kinky
There is nothing more exciting to you than a little role play of mystery and surrender in which you are the demure damsel, so innocent and inexperienced in the ways of the world. Discretely covered with fluttering ruffles of silk and lace, you tremble in the boudoir, waiting to be swept off your feet and have your purity ravaged. But only after you’ve signed the consent form in triplicate, of course. Just in case the neighbors hear your faux cries of protest. You naughty, naughty thing.
8. Pink = Playful
You’re all about daisy-chains, tea parties with tiny sandwiches and pink macaroons, and fluffy puppies. You love champagne (pink of course), fireworks and rainbows. You like to tickle and have been known to laugh at precisely the wrong moment – but nothing’s a bigger turnoff to you than a serious partner. It’s like birthday cake without icing. What’s the point? You’re as happy with a picnic in the park as an expensive dinner at the latest hot-spot but anything boring won’t do. Spontaneous is your middle name. In fact, when dealing with a couch potato glued to the X-box, you’ve been know to say you’re going out for ice cream and text a farewell. “Off to get a pedicure and catch the next plane to Paris.”
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